sábado, 29 de outubro de 2011

Ice Fishing and Viagra

I signed in today to find 28 comments telling me "you must surely seen the I have diatribe find kitty cats and TV's selling online pharmacy viagra today" or some such nonsense. "Find today your unseen prediction for left foot in hind end and blanket on head Cialis!" If you want me to print your ad, at least have the decency to use appropriate grammar.

It kinda cracks me up to see Arabic or Chinese lettering followed by Viagra or Cialis in bold blue. Apparently men all over the world like to get it up. I'd just like to see some of their TV commercials. They've got to be more entertaining than Bob Dole. Maybe I should go hit YouTube today for some entertainment.

Anyway, sorry about the short leave of abscence from the monkey-on-my-back, I mean blog. Lots going on in my life like blah, blah, blah, blah, and blah. OH! And blah! Can you believe that shit? I know! I was shocked too. Took a while to get over it.

Today I am going ice fishing with a bunch of people from work. Snow, frozen lake, fire, beer, good friends - is there anything better? Well yes, SEX. But apparently the whole world needs Viagra now so it'll be coming to an end pretty soon.